Arthur Conan Doyle: Trying to see how little fucks he can give about a series of books before people start to notice.
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My blog is full of things I like - the Avengers, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Benedict Cumberbatch, Disney, silly gifs, things I find pretty... anything that strikes my fancy, really. And of course my thoughts and opinions on what is happening to me at the time.
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
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"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."
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DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME
CRIES ABOUT THIS FOR ALL ETERNITY
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I finished reading The Great Gatsby this morning and I really enjoyed it. But it made me think about how if I had read it in high school and been forced to tear the symbolism to pieces, I would probably hate it right now.
So, thank you, all of my high school English teachers, for never making me read basically any classic literature. You have freed me to enjoy it as an adult, rather than hate it as a youth.
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the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.
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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
It got better!
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
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