when you are under the word count for an essay
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
Look at these incredible Disney shoes! They have really beautiful costumes and accessories as well that I will post later.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY OH MY GOD
This is Disney porn AND shoe porn. Well played.
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
Can someone explain this to me?
I DONT EVEN PLAY PORTAL AND I FUCKING GET IT JESUS CHRIST