Texting and Scones: Archive

maledictor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets

Jun 1, 201257,395 notes

#Oh my God

me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat

Jun 1, 2012122,829 notes

Jun 1, 201214,906 notes

#doctor who

Advertising Threat

steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

Jun 1, 2012167,034 notes

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Jun 1, 201241,636 notes

#chicken #you are weird

-bobella-:

My hairy legs have a lot more to do with my laziness than my feminist leanings.

Jun 1, 201230,441 notes

#oh yes

Jun 1, 201226,078 notes

#WELL THAT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY #BRB #DYING OF LAUGHTER #AND AWESOME

Jun 1, 201278,065 notes

#and a switchblade #wtf

annaomgz:

chekhov:

the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off

Let’s hope the writers

don’t bite off more than they can chew

Jun 1, 20125,569 notes

#dying

Jun 1, 201213,296 notes

#Captain America #I'm trying to come up with an appropriate thing to tag this to properly portray my Steve feels #I thought maybe 'my precious' #but then WOOPS NOPE I'M NOT GOLLUM #oh well #it's just tags #I'll do it anyways #MY PRECIOUS BABY

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

Jun 1, 201233,227 notes

#oh no #I totally do this

May 31, 201215,368 notes

#tony stark #iron man 2

May 31, 201276,462 notes

#robert downey jr. #:)

May 31, 2012311,742 notes

May 31, 201220,604 notes

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

May 31, 201258,697 notes

May 31, 20122,726 notes

#GIVE ME ALL THE MARVEL

May 31, 20122,960 notes

#benedict cumberbatch #I like your face #queued

I'm home alone.

time to start my concert

May 31, 2012153,477 notes